SHIRT CLUB #8: Tears Of A Sea Cow Dr. GIRLFRIEND
This week's shirt is super-way-great! A classy little number celebrating Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. In this week's exciting episode she dons the "ol' pink" once again, and proves to everybody that Dr. Girlfriend is back! Show the world (with direct access to your chest) that you, along with the Monarch and poor Henchman 21, love our sexy, husky piped villain with this classic black T, paired with (just as classic) white ink. Sure it's not a teal half-shirt that has G.U.A.R.D.O. on it . And Seriously, trust us here, that kinda absurd irony doesn't belong in your wardrobe. What does belong in your wardrobe is a shirt so fucking snappy that even if it didn't have a hot, Astrobase designed Dr. Girlfriend logo, it would be a desirable garment. Yet it does! It does have Dr. Girlfriend on it! We know you've been aching to have Dr. Girlfriend on your chest... This is your chance!
THE ORIGINAL SHIRT CLUB No.1 WAREHOUSE FIND!
These are NOT reprints! These are just a few shirts we found in a box that was held together by a large man’s belt, and labeled “Things From Father”. These are extra shirts from THE ORIGINAL Shirt Club Number 1. New Old Stock! All printed on American Apparel T’s, and all the REAL DEAL. Yes, these are eight year old shirts. In dog-years these shirts are 56 years old! These shirts would be in 3rd Grade learning penmanship were they people! Supplies are VERY LIMITED, and they are available as first come, first served. They will not be offered again. This is your only chance to love The Venture Brothers like it was 8 years ago!
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail, appropriate shipping + handling will be added at checkout. Due to the end of the year celebrations, orders will not be guaranteed by or before Christmas. Our partner carriers will undergo a sharp increase in their parcel volume and delays may be more lengthy than usual. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.
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