SHIRT CLUB #12: The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together MOLOTOV’S BLACK HEARTS

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It's ladies night at Astrobase Go! The ladies get their own special tank-top. Why?

Because the Astrobase loves the ladies.

Because there is a strange lack of ladies in the Venture Bros.

Because this tangy little number is the one Molotov herself would wear.

Because Molotov's Black Heart Brigade is a bunch of Ladies!

Because this logo doesn't appear till next week's episode.

Because Doc Hammer fits a ladies size and wants the tank top version.

Because Jackson loves saying "boy-beater"

Because our interns can't wait to package two kinds of shirts.

Because ladies looks almost like laddies!

Oh guys... Quit complaining. Your shirt is all black, cool, extra masculine, and has this tough skull on it. But it's still ladies night! That means that a lady could get your version and poop on your parade! Or a man of slight build could get the tank, and again the parade has poop on it. Gender Schmender!

THE ORIGINAL SHIRT CLUB No.1 WAREHOUSE FIND!

These are NOT reprints! These are just a few shirts we found in a box that was held together by a large man’s belt, and labeled “Things From Father”. These are extra shirts from THE ORIGINAL Shirt Club Number 1. New Old Stock! All printed on American Apparel T’s, and all the REAL DEAL. Yes, these are eight year old shirts. In dog-years these shirts are 56 years old! These shirts would be in 3rd Grade learning penmanship were they people! Supplies are VERY LIMITED, and they are available as first come, first served. They will not be offered again. This is your only chance to love The Venture Brothers like it was 8 years ago!

SHIPPING

All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail, appropriate shipping + handling will be added at checkout. Due to the end of the year celebrations, orders will not be guaranteed by or before Christmas. Our partner carriers will undergo a sharp increase in their parcel volume and delays may be more lengthy than usual. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. 

THE BRAND YOU TRUST, THE FIT YOU DESIRE

All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, American Apparel brand t-shirts, which are made right here in the US of A. American Apparel shirts are sized very accurately for a "fitted look," so we've included the American Apparel size charts so you can order with confidence. Because…
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES
Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges (we're seriously too busy making a TV show to deal with all that paperwork). 
Men's Size Chart
> Women's Size Chart

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