SOLD OUT! SHIRT CLUB #10: The Lepidopterists OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE
Sure, SHIRT CLUB is episode specific. But some of our offerings are just too big to be pinned down to one moment in a show. Are we saying that we just wanted to make this shirt, and figured that this was as good a show as any to tack it on to? No! Or at least a firm "So what!" Some of our offerings bespeak ideas so central, and so important to the Venture universe that they deserve a poorly written spinoff that has either babies or talking dogs replacing the central characters. Since that won't happen till Jackson and Doc sell-out (give them another two months), you gotta settle with this epic idea on a shirt. And by "settle" we mean "proudly own", and by "idea" we mean THE O.S.I.! The gloriously red, white, and wow O.S.I. logo floats unfettered on a plain white T. Did someone say "classic"? Well they should have! This is the insider wonder you have been waiting for! You missed the GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT shirt, but you still have a chance to support the good guys! ...Um, sorry, I mean "the protagonists".
THE ORIGINAL SHIRT CLUB No.1 WAREHOUSE FIND!
These are NOT reprints! These are just a few shirts we found in a box that was held together by a large man’s belt, and labeled “Things From Father”. These are extra shirts from THE ORIGINAL Shirt Club Number 1. New Old Stock! All printed on American Apparel T’s, and all the REAL DEAL. Yes, these are eight year old shirts. In dog-years these shirts are 56 years old! These shirts would be in 3rd Grade learning penmanship were they people! Supplies are VERY LIMITED, and they are available as first come, first served. They will not be offered again. This is your only chance to love The Venture Brothers like it was 8 years ago!
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail, appropriate shipping + handling will be added at checkout. Due to the end of the year celebrations, orders will not be guaranteed by or before Christmas. Our partner carriers will undergo a sharp increase in their parcel volume and delays may be more lengthy than usual. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.
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