'Beavis and Butt-Head' Week 1: Dumpster Fire, Potty Prison
Uh, hey dill weeds. Heh. Do you wanna score a product that’s gonna help you score? Then you gotta buy this rad Beavis and Butt-Head t-shirt.
OR, CHECK OUT THE FULL SHIRT CLUB SUBSCRIPTION
Starting Thursday, August 4th, Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head is coming to Paramount+ and it’s gonna blow your mind damnit! Each week, two episodes drop, which equals one graphic tee. When the next episode airs, check out our website to see the NEW tee of the week. That’s 24 episodes, 2 airing per week, so uh, 48 shirts. Wait, no, 12 shirts. Yeah 12. Heh.
Subscription is on sale from Thursday, 7/28 and will be available until Wednesday, 8/10 at 11:59pm PT.
Pretty cool, huh? We offer you 2 WAYS to get in on this exclusive deal:
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For only $300 + S&H (free shipping in the US) you get ALL 12 tees, week after week. In your mailbox. Soft, cottony shirts. You don’t even have to think about it. Thinking is dumb. We will just send you the shirts. But hold on, there’s more. Heh. But hold. Butthole.
Subscribe to the whole shebang and you get an EXCLUSIVE 13TH BONUST T-SHIRT.
ABSOLUTELY FREE!! That means you don’t have to pay, like, anything extra. Available ONLY to full subscribers. This shirt cannot be purchased otherwise.
So wait, uh, I guess that means you get, like, 12 shirts plus one. That’s uh, 13 shirts, which includes the bonus tee, at the discounted price of $300 + S&H., and, if you're in the US, you'll get FREE shipping for all shirts (Sorry, Canada. That sucks. Whatever. Discounted S&H will apply at checkout for shirt club subscribers).
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Dude, commitment can be boring. We get it. So each week, a new shirt will be offered for $25 + S&H. Check this page every week as the new episode airs and order by 11:59pm the following Wednesday night before the new episode drops. The first weekly tee is gonna go on sale starting 8/4 at 12am PT and a new shirt will be available each week at the same time (Thursdays @ 12am PT) until the last, kick ass episodes air on 10/13.
So join the club. Clubs are cool. You’d be friggin' nuts not too. Heh, nuts.
THE FINE PRINT:
US and Canada ONLY. Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipping per order.
SIZE MATTERS:
These shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand UNISEX t-shirts, made in the USA. Please refer to this handy-dandy Bella+Canvas® size chart so you can order with confidence!
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES:
Nope. Non-refundable, exchanges are NOT accepted. We print ONLY as many shirts of each design as we receive orders for. Please refer to the size chart. Order wisely!
WHAT ELSE?
Problems? Questions? If there's an order error, email titmouse.stuff@titmouse.net and a team member will be happy/obliged/conscripted to help.
