Shirt Collective WEEK 5: An Embarrassment of Dooplers
S2 EPISODE 5
Well this is humiliating...
We seem to be having quite the week here on the Cerritos, and it’s all about hospitality.
A special guest is aboard, So PLEASE, choose your words carefully.
Model behavior, ensign!
It’s time to get to the CORE of our emotional defense mechanisms.
Surely the ship is big enough to handle all this chaos, we may be California Class but
we know what we’re doing!
A Galactic* Tee Shirt Initiative!
(*By “galactic” we mean the US and Canada only)
Welcome back to the Final Frontier!
Still like space? Still like cotton? AND short sleeves? Well, Guess what?!
Starting August 12, STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS is BACK on Paramount Plus! Once again, with each new episode, we'll feature a correlating t-shirt design! As each episode airs, (captain's) log in here and see the NEW tee of the week. 10 episodes, 10 different tees! Listen, we know math.
Each week, a new shirt will be offered for $20 plus S&H. Simply check this page every week as the new episode airs.
THE FINE PRINT
*US & Canada ONLY*
For individual week-by-week orders, appropriate S+H will apply. Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipping per order.
These shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand UNISEX t-shirts, made in the USA (the Earth one). Please refer to this handy-dandy Bella+Canvas® size chart so you can order with confidence!
We print ONLY as many shirts of each design as we receive orders for. Please refer to the size chart. Order wisely! We CAN do refunds and exchanges, but please bear with us as we may need to order additional tees to fulfill those requests.
Problems? Questions? Fatal errors? Existential quandaries? Yes, yes, we know – space IS big, and it DOES make you feel insignificant, but let's keep it pertinent. If there's an order error, email firstname.lastname@example.org and a crew member will be happy/obliged/conscripted to help.