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SOLD OUT! Venture Bros Shirt Club No. 1 "Palaemon Project"

Sold out.

THE PALAEMON PROJECT

Remember that class trip you took to the science museum in 7th grade? And how you really wanted that t-shirt from the gift shop, with all the constellations and like Einstein's head and stuff on it, but you didn't get it because you blew all your money on "astronaut ice cream" and a pen that allegedly writes in space? Well, now you're an adult, and you don't have to choose between them anymore! You can treat your inner adolescent and release your inner intern in this stylish, 100% cotton piece of geek-chic, featuring some space-y looking stuff and Dr. Venture's head. 

This shirt is included with a Venture Bros Shirt Club subscription.

THIS SHIRT IS ONLY AVAILABLE TILL 11:59PM JUNE 9TH

> The Fine Print
SHIPPING
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail.  Domestic shipping is included in the price of every shirt.  For international orders, a $9.00 (USD) surcharge will be added to the price. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. 
THE BRAND YOU TRUST, THE FIT YOU DESIRE
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, American Apparel brand t-shirts, which are made right here in the US of A. American Apparel shirts are sized very accurately for a "fitted look," so we've included the American Apparel size charts so you can order with confidence. Because…
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES
Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges (we're seriously too busy making a TV show to deal with all that paperwork). 
PROBLEM?
In the unlikely event of a screw-up on our end, however--say, we send you the wrong size or something--we will of course exchange the offending item for the proper one, at our expense. Please contact us at VBShirtClub@titmouse.net to alert us to the problem, and someone will get back to you a.s.a.p. This email address is only for Shirt Club members and staff to conduct official Shirt Club business, however. Please do not send fan mail, hate mail, questions about Dean's hair, Hatred's tits, or requests to "bring back Triana's hot friend" to this address.
CANCELLATION
The Venture Bros. Shirt (of the week) Club doesn't want you if you don't want us. So if you unwisely choose to opt out of your subscription, we will grudgingly refund your money minus the FULL REGULAR PRICE ($20/$22 for 2XL/3XL) of any shirts that have been produced up to that point--and you will NOT receive your super-limited edition subscribers' exclusive "Glorious Extra Color" t-shirt. Because the bonus shirts are shipping last this season. Because bonus shirts are for closers. The loyal, the hearty, the "in-it-for-the-long-haul" super-fans. When you wear one, this is how people will see you.
> Men's Size Chart
> Women's Size Chart

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