Stoned, Drunk & Sober T-Shirt

Whatever your vice may be, we've got the shirt for you.  Like to wind down each day with a bong and a tub of captain crunch, put our Stoned shirt in your pipe and smoke it!*  Need a beer or twelve after a long day on the job?  Our Drunk shirt is just the right fit!  Or are you just f'ed up without the aid of any inebriating substance?  The 100% cotton Sober shirt pronounces your mental clarity in any situation.  Maybe you're the kind of person who doesn't like to be defined by any one classification.  The Stoned, Drunk and Sober shirt keeps them guessing your current mental state.

*Caution, do not smoke this or any Titmouse brand items.